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Because I drink with Tony Stark.

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The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson

Before you fall asleep tonight, just listen to this

Just imagine Nick Fury reading this to Thor so he can fall asleep

I always reblog this on principle but the Avengers context puts a whole new spin on things

I was going to buy this book for my sister and bro-in-law, but decided sending them the audio link was better.  Not just because having the book would mean risk of their kid finding it while learning to read and thereby learning how to say “Go the Fuck to Sleep”, but because nothing, and I mean NOTHING is better than hearing a book narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

I had to play this for my aunt after she tried for so long to get my cousin to go to sleep. Perfect union of book and narrator without a doubt. My favorite line is by far “I’m a shitty-ass parent.”

Also, concurring with previous Avengers-related comments.

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I NEVER WANTED THE SOUP, I ONLY WANTED TO BE YOUR EQUAL 

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Talking to a stranger

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‘HULK SLASH!’ for tiptoe39 :)

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SHDASJKHDSJKFGASDHJFKGSDHJFGAJS looooool

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Sherlock: Reichenbach
Band of Brothers: Bastogne
X-Men FC: Cuba
Tiger and Bunny: Fried Rice
Harry Potter: Always
Hunger Games: Rue
Avengers: Civil War
Supernatural: Supernatural
Doctor Who: Moffat

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I just have to reblog this again. It’s perfection.

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I’m sending this to the 2012 Olympics

excellent

You beautiful, wonderful human being.

YES

This is a big fat WIN

Want a bigger win? They responded:

…is that reply legit? :O

Each one of us should send an email like this, seriously this is fantastic

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